On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 11:22 AM, Jeffrey Schwartz <xxxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:
... unless you have a Roomba, some duct
tape, and some demo.

Or you're a Typical PC Party who invests in oversized-for-their-ship Roombas, such that part of the Roomba's excess-to-normal-needs trash-collection bin has been pre-filled with plastique/TDX and it's drone controls suitably modified . . .

"Sarge? Why does this roomba have 'Front Toward Enemy' stenciled above it's infared emitter?"
 
If the Pirates have the bridge, then they get to contend with sign-in
issues. If they can convince the consoles they're authorized users,
then see above.

Re: Imperator Furiosa . . .

NPC Patron, in a puzzled tone: "Why weren't those pirates able to lock you out of the ship's control system? They had this bridge and had also hacked your authorization codes, hadn't they?"
PC Captain, in a bored tone, while reaching up to an inconspicious courtesy light dimmer switch and turning this all the way down to "Off" . . . then tapping a certain bolthead under the console with the toe of his boot in a particular pattern . . . *before* beginning the normal keyboard log-in: "I'm not exactly sure, sir. Let's just all be thankful that they couldn't and leave it at that, shall we?"

-- 
Richard Aiken

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