Skimming though the channels....

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Aljezzera in the morning! Good day, brothers in Islam. The first topic
- Neutron star.... or another Israeli plot?

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... only HSN is offering these radiation shield hats, to protect from
the neutrons emitted by the incoming neutron star...

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... Cartoon Network would like to remind viewers that Jimmy has
nothing to do with ...

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Oh, Doctor Dave! I would run away with you, if you would just leave your wife...
Shelia, I always thought I could never divorce Mimi... but since I
heard of the Neutron Star, I realized that I wanted to spend the
remaining DAYS OF MY LIVES with you...
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Elmo is afraid!

Well, bite me Elmo. All those years of everyone picking on me because
I live in a metal can, and now I'm the only one with a real radiation
shelter.

No, Oscar! Let Elmo in!

Let us all in! Let us all in!

(Gunfire) You only thought I was grouchy before! (gunfire) heheheh (gunfire)

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Welcome to the Animal Planet Marathon, where we're beaming into space
as much info as we can on things that are about to go extinct.

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Billlions... and Billions... of stars....

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Happy! Happy! Happy!

What are you so happy about, ya ijit?

I got me an idea... Neutron Commander.

You're an ijit.

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